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Snake.io is a multiplayer mobile and web-based game originally developed by Amelos Interactive and currently published by Kooapps. It was inspired by the classic Snake game. It was released in 2016 by Kooapps on android, iOS, Apple Watch, Apple Arcade, and web browsers. The player controls a snake that grows longer and bigger by eating pellets on the arena. The goal of the game is to grow as large as possible without colliding with other snakes or the boundaries of the arena. The game was released on Netflix Games in August 2024, along with other titles, and became available on Nintendo Switch in November 2024.
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