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Alexei Murygin is a Russian former professional ice hockey goaltender. He most recently played under contract with Kunlun Red Star in the Kontinental Hockey League (KHL).
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Corcelles-Sud railway station is a railway station in the municipality of Corcelles-près-Payerne, in the Swiss canton of Vaud. It is an intermediate stop on the standard gauge Fribourg–Yverdon line of Swiss Federal Railways. The station is 1 kilometre (0.62 mi) south of Corcelles-Nord on the Palézieux–Lyss line.
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