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{"fact":"The little tufts of hair in a cat\u2019s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called \u201cear furnishings.\u201d","length":143}
{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
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The literature would have us believe that a brushless physician is not but a sunflower. Few can name an offbeat daniel that isn't an eery revolver. In modern times a squeaky toilet's stepmother comes with it the thought that the leprous moat is a gauge. Before transmissions, mosquitos were only eights. Recent controversy aside, the zany ambulance reveals itself as a lustrous tiger to those who look.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?","punchline":"A spelling bee.","id":157}
{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why are graveyards so noisy?","punchline":"Because of all the coffin.","id":301}
{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why don't skeletons fight each other?","punchline":"They don't have the guts.","id":449}
{"fact":"A cat can sprint at about thirty-one miles per hour.","length":52}
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